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the saga continues
Jul. 8th, 2008 | 05:03 pm
location: cave of killkillkill
Today Frank is...: 
aggravated
dear verizon-
you still suck massively, as demonstrated by sending me yet another bill that does not say ZERO. if the next bill that arrives from you does not say zero, i am going to send your company a bill for the endless minutes/hours/millenia that i have wasted listening to your crappy muzak while on hold waiting for a competent "consultant" to fix the damned problem already. Seriously, you suck.
love and kisses,
disgruntled non-customer
p.s. your voice menus suck too. bigtime.
you still suck massively, as demonstrated by sending me yet another bill that does not say ZERO. if the next bill that arrives from you does not say zero, i am going to send your company a bill for the endless minutes/hours/millenia that i have wasted listening to your crappy muzak while on hold waiting for a competent "consultant" to fix the damned problem already. Seriously, you suck.
love and kisses,
disgruntled non-customer
p.s. your voice menus suck too. bigtime.
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oh my fucking gawd
May. 22nd, 2008 | 01:15 pm
location: cave of nothing's getting done today
Today Frank is...: irate
so yet again i will not be getting a phone tomorrow. verizon can seriously kiss my ass.
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*headbang*
May. 14th, 2008 | 03:11 pm
location: cave of whatever
Today Frank is...: 
*sigh*
that is all.
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suck it metro
May. 12th, 2008 | 01:47 pm
location: cave of serenity
Today Frank is...: annoyed
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open letter
Apr. 30th, 2008 | 10:55 pm
location: baltimore
Today Frank is...: grumpy
dear april 2008,
as i type this, in approximately 1 hour, you will be history. you have been one of the most severely FUCKED UP months i have experienced in memory, and frankly i'm pretty sick of you, despite some of the undeniably decent things that have also happened this month. so in this last hour of your existence, i will be driving home, and i'd really appreciate it if you would let me enjoy this last hour, or at the very least make it the most mundane, uneventful hour of the entire month. and no dirty tricks either like having your friend may 2008 spring some other bit of nastiness on me when s/he takes over for you at midnight.
good riddance i say to you. good riddance.
love and kisses,
me
as i type this, in approximately 1 hour, you will be history. you have been one of the most severely FUCKED UP months i have experienced in memory, and frankly i'm pretty sick of you, despite some of the undeniably decent things that have also happened this month. so in this last hour of your existence, i will be driving home, and i'd really appreciate it if you would let me enjoy this last hour, or at the very least make it the most mundane, uneventful hour of the entire month. and no dirty tricks either like having your friend may 2008 spring some other bit of nastiness on me when s/he takes over for you at midnight.
good riddance i say to you. good riddance.
love and kisses,
me
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Apr. 13th, 2008 | 10:13 pm
location: cave of cranky
Today Frank is...: pissed off
dear tracfone:
bite me.
love,
me
bite me.
love,
me
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bwahahaha!
Apr. 7th, 2008 | 09:32 am
location: cave of dim light...
Today Frank is...: 
vaguely amused
today's horrorscope from express:
ARIES (March 21-April 19) You may be receiving important clues that can help you as you struggle to find the key to a personal mystery. Heed all unspoken signals.
grr.
ARIES (March 21-April 19) You may be receiving important clues that can help you as you struggle to find the key to a personal mystery. Heed all unspoken signals.
grr.
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march madness
Mar. 22nd, 2008 | 04:31 pm
location: customary cave of computering
Today Frank is...: 
disappointed
dear uconn men:
thank you for completely fucking up my brackets. i certainly hope the women do better.
love,
me
thank you for completely fucking up my brackets. i certainly hope the women do better.
love,
me
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damnit
Feb. 21st, 2008 | 10:53 am
location: cave of descending madness
Today Frank is...: 
crazy
there appears to be no regular mountain dew in the building.
all three soda can machines were sold out. bummed a dollar off of erik to procure a bottle instead. joked with the guy standing at the bottle machine, imploring him not to take the last mountain dew. he didn't, he took code red and said this stuff is like my crack, which was hilarious because i call mountain dew my liquid crack. only to find out that the bottle machine is also sold out of regular mountain dew. so it's code red for me today too. aaaaaaakkkkkk.
also saw my office crush in the hallway. naturally i haven't even brushed my hair today. and it appears that my brush is at home.
all three soda can machines were sold out. bummed a dollar off of erik to procure a bottle instead. joked with the guy standing at the bottle machine, imploring him not to take the last mountain dew. he didn't, he took code red and said this stuff is like my crack, which was hilarious because i call mountain dew my liquid crack. only to find out that the bottle machine is also sold out of regular mountain dew. so it's code red for me today too. aaaaaaakkkkkk.
also saw my office crush in the hallway. naturally i haven't even brushed my hair today. and it appears that my brush is at home.
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signs point to yes
Feb. 21st, 2008 | 09:54 am
location: cave of bad feelings
Today Frank is...: cranky
it's probably gonna be a less-than-optimal day when it seems like a timesaving measure to walk from gallery place to farragut north because there's a clusterfuck of humanity spread out across the entire platform and not another train in sight (you know, the helpful sign is blank, and then when something finally comes up, the next train is still five minutes away and you know it's already gonna be filled to the gills just like the last one was). my ass is now frozen.
on the bright side, i got several photos on the way, which is good because yesterday i punted for the first time.
on the bright side, i got several photos on the way, which is good because yesterday i punted for the first time.